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Post by gray1720 on Nov 16, 2024 17:32:09 GMT
If Mike found religion... |
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Post by geoffr on Nov 16, 2024 18:38:40 GMT
Thanks Kate, I read it on Facebook, were these before or after the reformation?
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Post by spinno on Nov 16, 2024 18:44:29 GMT
Thanks Kate, I read it on Facebook, were these before or after the reformation? Probably the cause of... |
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Post by spinno on Nov 16, 2024 18:44:53 GMT
If Mike found religion... God help us! |
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 16, 2024 18:59:19 GMT
My boss was a dyslexic Yorkshireman. He wore a cat flap.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 17, 2024 1:10:51 GMT
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 17, 2024 20:23:06 GMT
A Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman meet for the first time. The Welshman is asked his name and says "I was born on St Davids day so my parents called me David."
The Scotsman was most surprised. "Well that is truly amazing. I was born on St Andrews day so they called me Andrew."
The Irishman replied that he was truly staggered that all three in the one one room were called after the day they were born on.
"So you're called Patrick then." Comented the Welshman
"No," replied the Irishman, "its Pancake"
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Post by mick on Nov 19, 2024 8:23:03 GMT
A woman asks her friend, "Do you talk to your husband when making love?"
" No not really. Only if he rings me up."
Sorry
Mick
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 22, 2024 23:34:49 GMT
Just saw an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it was an aeroplane.
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Post by MJB on Nov 23, 2024 9:16:47 GMT
I've just seen Adrian wandering around the allotments pushing a barrow full of garden tools. Every now and again he pauses and looks around. I think he's lost the plot.
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 23, 2024 10:26:03 GMT
I've just seen Adrian wandering around the allotments pushing a barrow full of garden tools. Every now and again he pauses and looks around. I think he's lost the plot. Long ago, mate, long ago! |
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 23, 2024 15:51:53 GMT
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 23, 2024 19:37:00 GMT
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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Post by MJB on Nov 24, 2024 22:06:17 GMT
I sought some advice from my wife about how to deal with a group of strangers in a social setting. She said I should just be myself and to "say something nice". I wish she would make her bloody mind up!
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joke religion by Kate Ferris, on Flickr
