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Post by gray1720 on Nov 6, 2024 23:40:27 GMT
Christ on a bike, Mike, those are appalling!
Yes, I approve...
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Post by mick on Nov 7, 2024 8:15:13 GMT
Didn't know which thread but it made me laugh so chose here.
At PM's questions, Badenoch criticizes Starmer for giving scripted answers.
Starmer replies that the criticism might be more effective if she were not reading every word of her questions.
Mick
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Post by andy on Nov 7, 2024 20:15:33 GMT
An Irish man walk into a cafe and looks at the menu:
Cheese roll 10p
Ham roll 20p
Wanks £10
He then see a beautiful young woman who works there with a lovely body and huge tits, he says "do you give the wanks?".
"I do" she said
He says "well wash your hands, I want 2 cheese rolls ".
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Post by zou on Nov 8, 2024 11:57:45 GMT
Just seen a steak pie described as "boeuf en croute, Scottish style"! 🤣
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 8, 2024 13:09:16 GMT
Just seen a steak pie described as "boeuf en croute, Scottish style"! 🤣 If you haven't already you n should try a Kilmarnock Pie. The tastiest bought steak pie I've had by some considerable distance. |
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Post by andy on Nov 8, 2024 13:47:36 GMT
Just seen a steak pie described as "boeuf en croute, Scottish style"! 🤣 Pork Wellington with Pomme Frites & Tomato reduction.  |
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Post by andy on Nov 8, 2024 15:49:36 GMT
My mate quit his job at BMW.
Of course he gave no indication he was leaving.
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Post by MJB on Nov 8, 2024 18:36:51 GMT
Just seen a steak pie described as "boeuf en croute, Scottish style"! 🤣 Pork Wellington with Pomme Frites & Tomato reduction. View AttachmentNo haricot beans in a tomato jus? |
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Post by andy on Nov 8, 2024 19:20:17 GMT
No haricot beans in a tomato jus? Nah, canny deep fry them. |
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Post by spinno on Nov 8, 2024 19:20:32 GMT
No haricot beans in a tomato jus? You been watching too many Argos adverts with Connie and Trev... |
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Post by MJB on Nov 9, 2024 8:14:52 GMT
For a laugh I swapped my wife's lipstick for super glue. Now she isn't talking to me.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 9, 2024 13:20:10 GMT
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 9, 2024 17:24:15 GMT
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Post by MJB on Nov 9, 2024 17:31:06 GMT
There's a shoplifter stealing clothes locally. He seems to be targeting items by size. The police have warned shopkeepers that he's still at large.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 9, 2024 21:02:00 GMT
That new book on the history of clocks has finally been released. It's about time.
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