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Post by MJB on Nov 9, 2024 21:22:11 GMT
In more crime news, police discovered a stolen diamond brooch in the village. I hope they don't try and pin it on me.
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Post by MJB on Nov 9, 2024 21:25:41 GMT
There's only 19 houses in the village, but bizarrely nobody owns a jumper that fits properly. You could say it's a tight knit community.
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Post by geoffr on Nov 9, 2024 22:39:12 GMT
Did someone get those joke books back to Mike? Surely they should be in quarantine somewhere until we know they aren’t infectious.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 9, 2024 22:43:20 GMT
They're not my joke books, some other bloke posts them from his joke books on another forum, I just don't see wwhy I should suffer alone!
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 10, 2024 0:41:14 GMT
I was taking the M5 motorway out of London this evening and a policeman stopped me and made me put it back.
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Post by geoffr on Nov 10, 2024 7:46:01 GMT
I was taking the M5 motorway out of London this evening and a policeman stopped me and made me put it back. Well you put it back in the wrong place, it runs between Birmingham and Exeter |
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Post by don on Nov 10, 2024 9:55:01 GMT
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
8. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 10, 2024 20:20:57 GMT
Especially for Adrian, is this the worst yet?
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit... it was a lamb bikini.
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 10, 2024 20:24:58 GMT
Oh for FFS, Mike, that is the worst so far by a country mile!!!
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Post by zou on Nov 10, 2024 21:17:32 GMT
There's got to be a similar BW double ewe joke.
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Post by andy on Nov 10, 2024 22:20:04 GMT
My girlfriend just sent me a message:
"Helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
What does "ternative" mean?
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Post by John Farrell on Nov 11, 2024 5:17:11 GMT
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Post by MJB on Nov 11, 2024 9:24:21 GMT
You can say what you like about Manchester City, but their Premier League titles are right up there with Lance Armstrong's Tour de France victories.
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Post by lesleysm2 on Nov 11, 2024 19:47:41 GMT
Two nuns sharing a bath
One says "Where's the soap?"
And the other says "Yes it does, doesn't it?"
I've got my coat on.....
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 11, 2024 21:42:33 GMT
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