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Post by lesleysm2 on Nov 4, 2024 0:06:10 GMT
At a former workplace, I regularly encountered someone who would continue lengthy conversations on his phone whilst using the urinal. I always thought that it added new layers to the concept of live streaming. Friend of mine who was also a medical secretary once had a tape of clinic letters to type up where the doctor concerned not only dictated whilst spending a penny but whilst taking a dump |
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Post by Bipolar on Nov 4, 2024 1:27:22 GMT
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Post by andy on Nov 4, 2024 9:41:43 GMT
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles back?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I dont know, sir Im only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?” Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She looks very closely and says, “Theres nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.” The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very very closely: ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?
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Post by Bipolar on Nov 4, 2024 15:21:53 GMT
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Post by davem399 on Nov 5, 2024 9:54:22 GMT
TRAFFIC NEWS:
A lorry has shed its load of incontinence underwear on the M6.
Police are reporting long delays due to rubberknickers.
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 5, 2024 9:57:09 GMT
TRAFFIC NEWS: A lorry has shed its load of incontinence underwear on the M6. Police are reporting long delays due to rubberknickers. MIKE!!! I'VE FOUND YOUR MISSING JOKE BOOK!!! |
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Post by davem399 on Nov 5, 2024 10:15:24 GMT
TRAFFIC NEWS: A lorry has shed its load of incontinence underwear on the M6. Police are reporting long delays due to rubberknickers. MIKE!!! I'VE FOUND YOUR MISSING JOKE BOOK!!! Even Mike wouldn’t stoop this low! |
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Post by andy on Nov 5, 2024 10:40:51 GMT
MIKE!!! I'VE FOUND YOUR MISSING JOKE BOOK!!! Even Mike wouldn’t stoop this low! How about this low?  |
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Post by willien on Nov 5, 2024 19:07:51 GMT
For some reason this cartoon speaks to me. 
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Post by geoffr on Nov 5, 2024 20:43:22 GMT
I think it most careless of Mike to lose two joke books! On second thoughts, could they have been confiscated during his school days and recently found in some remote attic? |
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Post by andy on Nov 5, 2024 21:44:01 GMT
United States is having a gender reveal tomorrow. I hope it's a girl.
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Post by davem399 on Nov 5, 2024 22:28:53 GMT
I think it most careless of Mike to lose two joke books! On second thoughts, could they have been confiscated during his school days and recently found in some remote attic? Dug up by Time Team probably. |
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 6, 2024 12:57:18 GMT
today's special 2 for 1
I learnt everything I know about being a trapeze artist online. Couldn't have done it without the net.
I watched a fascinating documentary about tomatoes this evening. If you missed it, it's available on ketchup TV.
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 6, 2024 20:45:51 GMT
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 6, 2024 23:24:07 GMT
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