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Post by peterba on Nov 1, 2024 16:22:54 GMT
Had to be first with this one!
That's a quality one, Willie.  |
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Post by zou on Nov 1, 2024 16:34:02 GMT
Had to be first with this one!
That's a quality one, Willie. Yes, several steps (hehehe) above the Dusty Dorset Jokebook.  |
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 1, 2024 17:25:19 GMT
That's a quality one, Willie. Yes, several steps (hehehe) above the Dusty Dorset Jokebook. Time Team dug it up once, but put it back when they realised what it was! |
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 1, 2024 17:56:01 GMT
What colour is James Bond's cow?
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 1, 2024 20:08:18 GMT
I was upset when my freezer stopped working, but it's all just water under the fridge now.
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Post by andy on Nov 2, 2024 19:22:03 GMT
Be careful of a new online scam. I ordered some expensive jewelry for my wife but bike parts came instead. By sheer good fortune they happened to fit my bike so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
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Post by MJB on Nov 3, 2024 17:26:13 GMT
My son came home from school and announced he got a part in the school play. He's going to play a man who has been married for 25 years. I told him "Don't worry. Next time you will have a speaking part".
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Post by MJB on Nov 3, 2024 17:27:19 GMT
Does the handbook for a firearm have a troubleshooting section?
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Post by dorsetmike on Nov 3, 2024 19:35:07 GMT
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 3, 2024 20:09:47 GMT
At a former workplace, I regularly encountered someone who would continue lengthy conversations on his phone whilst using the urinal. I always thought that it added new layers to the concept of live streaming. |
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Post by spinno on Nov 3, 2024 20:46:37 GMT
At a former workplace, I regularly encountered someone who would continue lengthy conversations on his phone whilst using the urinal. I always thought that it added new layers to the concept of live streaming. Was he taking the p155? |
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 3, 2024 20:48:22 GMT
The or A?
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Post by willien on Nov 3, 2024 20:49:25 GMT
Pass
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Post by andy on Nov 3, 2024 21:03:12 GMT
At a former workplace, I regularly encountered someone who would continue lengthy conversations on his phone whilst using the urinal. I always thought that it added new layers to the concept of live streaming. Seemed fairly common with some of the Indians I used to work with at RBS. I saw it as invitation to let out the loudest fart I could. |
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Post by gray1720 on Nov 3, 2024 21:16:35 GMT
At a former workplace, I regularly encountered someone who would continue lengthy conversations on his phone whilst using the urinal. I always thought that it added new layers to the concept of live streaming. Seemed fairly common with some of the Indians I used to work with at RBS. I saw it as invitation to let out the loudest fart I could. More ghee, Vicar? |
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