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Post by John Farrell on Jul 6, 2024 8:14:43 GMT
When seats are allocated in the House, they could put Reform in the back corner, near the door to the bog.
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Post by spinno on Jul 6, 2024 8:16:21 GMT
When seats are allocated in the House, they could put Reform in the back corner, near the door to the bog. Sadly it doesn't quite work like that...they should be locked in the bog for five years. |
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Post by gezza on Jul 6, 2024 10:14:45 GMT
Somebody said that now there are only nine snp members at least they can all fit in the camper van.
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Post by Chester PB on Jul 6, 2024 23:12:54 GMT
I'm hoping that the good people of Clacton form an orderly queue to raise local issues with him, such as why hasn't my bin been emptied. Teach him the reality of being a constituency MP rather than just being able to shout about a solitary policy from the comfort of being a loser. I reckon he's about to learn how insignificant he truly is. That's the reason why the best place for him is in parliament, where his constituents will rightly demand that he performs the duties they expect from their MP and hence keep him busy (and where he will soon learn how little power he has), rather than outside of parliament where he can act without having to take any responsibility for his statements or actions. I recall an ancient camping analogy: it's better to have him inside the tent and pissing out of it instead of leaving him outside so that he can piss into it. |
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Post by willien on Jul 6, 2024 23:15:41 GMT
Does anyone really believe shit for brains will ever do an honest day's work as a constituancy MP?
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Post by Chester PB on Jul 6, 2024 23:19:27 GMT
Does anyone really believe shit for brains will ever do an honest day's work as a constituancy MP? If not, he'll be out of a job in a few years, and due to enjoy a Liz Truss moment. |
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Post by zou on Jul 7, 2024 5:10:50 GMT
Does anyone really believe shit for brains will ever do an honest day's work as a constituancy MP? If not, he'll be out of a job in a few years, and due to enjoy a Liz Truss moment. Well the joke's really on HIM then. 5 years of pay for next to nothing. Where's the sarcasm emoji gone? |
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Post by John Farrell on Jul 7, 2024 5:54:09 GMT
If not, he'll be out of a job in a few years, and due to enjoy a Liz Truss moment. Well the joke's really on HIM then. 5 years of pay for next to nothing. Where's the sarcasm emoji gone? He's already had that, from when he was an MEP. |
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Post by zou on Jul 7, 2024 6:07:47 GMT
Well the joke's really on HIM then. 5 years of pay for next to nothing. Where's the sarcasm emoji gone? He's already had that, from when he was an MEP. Precisely, and people still think he's the one who'll suffer. Odd. |
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Post by geoffr on Jul 7, 2024 7:03:48 GMT
He's already had that, from when he was an MEP. Precisely, and people still think he's the one who'll suffer. Odd. We have, for some years, enjoyed the possibility of sacking an MP if enough constituents vote that way. |
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Post by andy on Jul 7, 2024 7:31:09 GMT
He's already had that, from when he was an MEP. Precisely, and people still think he's the one who'll suffer. Odd. I don't think he'll suffer enough. |
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Post by zou on Jul 7, 2024 7:36:34 GMT
Precisely, and people still think he's the one who'll suffer. Odd. I don't think he'll suffer enough. He'll not even notice. |
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Post by peterba on Jul 7, 2024 8:39:08 GMT
When seats are allocated in the House, they could put Reform in the back corner, near the door to the bog. they should be flushed down the bog.
FTFY David.
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Post by peterba on Jul 7, 2024 8:54:06 GMT
Does anyone really believe shit for brains will ever do an honest day's work as a constituancy MP?
Not a chance. To adapt (somewhat awkwardly) a quotation from Macbeth, he offers nothing more than "sound and fury, signifying nothing good".
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Post by JohnY on Jul 7, 2024 14:54:10 GMT
Well the joke's really on HIM then. 5 years of pay for next to nothing. Where's the sarcasm emoji gone? He's already had that, from when he was an MEP. Do you mean the moment that he got his pension rights from the EP? Within about 3 years he will receive £73,000 per annum presumably adjusted for inflation since Brexit. Its about three times what I get as a works pension after 22 years in my longest period of employment with one employer. He's done pretty well out of the EUP. We Brits are paying it as part of the Brexit divorce settlement.
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