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Post by zou on Jan 12, 2023 20:47:21 GMT
Got a good snort from me! Who'd have thought you could line up Aniston and Iggy like that?To be fair the "Jennifer Aniston has let herself go" meme has circulated for quite some time. Still good tho.  |
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Post by geoffr on Jan 12, 2023 21:08:00 GMT
Michael O'Leary walked into a bar in Dublin and asked "How much for a pint of Guinness?". The Barman said it's 3 Euros. Quick as a flash 3 Euros are slapped down on the bar. As the Barman is putting them in the till Michael says "If you don't mind me saying so, that's a very fair price for a pint of Guinnes.". The Barman turns back and says "Well we like to think so. Now - will you be wanting a glass with your drink Mr. O'Leary?". I recall that it develops from there, so many Euro to put the glass on the bar, more to sit down at the bar, at a table, to put the glass on the table etc. |
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Post by andy on Jan 12, 2023 21:36:05 GMT
Michael O'Leary walked into a bar in Dublin and asked "How much for a pint of Guinness?". The Barman said it's 3 Euros. Quick as a flash 3 Euros are slapped down on the bar. As the Barman is putting them in the till Michael says "If you don't mind me saying so, that's a very fair price for a pint of Guinnes.". The Barman turns back and says "Well we like to think so. Now - will you be wanting a glass with your drink Mr. O'Leary?". That joke has been one of my staples for years now. Stapler extra? |
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Post by zou on Jan 12, 2023 21:57:38 GMT
That joke has been one of my staples for years now. Stapler extra? Only if you're in stitches. |
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Post by John Farrell on Jan 13, 2023 1:38:08 GMT
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Post by Chester PB on Jan 13, 2023 21:51:08 GMT
I thought the masochist said. Are you going to hurt me... and the sadist leered and said...No Dave Allen spent a while telling his version, with a conversation between the two men that preceded the punchline. I understood the joke, my mother clearly didn't and my father (I think) pretended not to. Today, any child old enough to use the internet would probably get the joke too, and know where to find images that helped explain it, courtesy of a device purchased by its parents for 'educational uses'. |
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Post by Chester PB on Jan 13, 2023 22:01:08 GMT
One of my favourite cartoons, originally cut out of a Punch diary c. 1970, scanned and edited as a PC desktop image for dog lovers everywhere. Attachment Deleted |
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Post by MJB on Jan 14, 2023 18:07:54 GMT
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Post by Kellen on Jan 17, 2023 20:53:37 GMT
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Post by MJB on Jan 17, 2023 20:57:38 GMT
I went to a kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting. I didn't stay. All the seats had been taken.
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Post by zou on Jan 17, 2023 20:58:53 GMT
Reminds me of...
Don't use sarcasm with kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally.
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Post by zou on Jan 17, 2023 21:48:12 GMT
Since taking an astrophotography course my results have been stellar.
I'm over the moon.
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Post by dreampolice on Jan 17, 2023 22:29:55 GMT
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Post by squeamishossifrage on Jan 19, 2023 8:12:09 GMT
I hate to p- err - rain on your parade, but that picture is of the Greek gods Ares and Aphrodite, absolutely not Mars and Venus, because he is wearing what is most definitely a Greek helmet, and she is wearing - um - not very much at all. Anyway, this liaison took place before Rome was even established, therefore, since the ancient Greek numerology used the ordinal position of letters within their alphabet to denote numbers, repeating with a prefix after ten, the letter M, or mu, is never used. Thus, it becomes quite clear that the 'mmm' Ares is voicing, is not, in fact, an estimate of Aphrodite's dalliances, but an indication that he would far prefer a Big Mac from MacDonald's, and she has completely misconstrued the phrase "I'm loving it". Just to let you know...  |
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Post by squeamishossifrage on Jan 19, 2023 8:16:19 GMT
A T shirt...  |
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