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Post by squeamishossifrage on Jan 8, 2023 13:37:40 GMT
Needs a caption - like "All my own work"!  |
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Post by willien on Jan 8, 2023 14:19:11 GMT
Here's one I created earlier?
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Post by Kath on Jan 8, 2023 15:53:17 GMT
What might you catch an ABBA-obsessed assassin doing?
Halving the time of your life.
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Post by andy on Jan 9, 2023 21:45:11 GMT
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Post by MJB on Jan 10, 2023 13:13:07 GMT
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Post by peterba on Jan 10, 2023 18:19:51 GMT
Spare a thought, then, for fans of Val Doonican.  |
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Post by dorsetmike on Jan 10, 2023 18:52:04 GMT
Reminds me of an oldie
There was this rich playboy who had a large steam yacht which he named after his current girlfriend, so SY Joan, SY Mary, etc; this was fine until he met a girl called Phyllis
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Post by Kath on Jan 11, 2023 22:31:52 GMT
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Post by MJB on Jan 12, 2023 9:24:14 GMT
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Post by Bipolar on Jan 12, 2023 15:20:40 GMT
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Post by willien on Jan 12, 2023 17:41:49 GMT
Michael O'Leary walked into a bar in Dublin and asked "How much for a pint of Guinness?".
The Barman said it's 3 Euros.
Quick as a flash 3 Euros are slapped down on the bar.
As the Barman is putting them in the till Michael says "If you don't mind me saying so, that's a very fair price for a pint of Guinnes.".
The Barman turns back and says "Well we like to think so. Now - will you be wanting a glass with your drink Mr. O'Leary?".
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Post by dreampolice on Jan 12, 2023 17:46:07 GMT
Michael O'Leary walked into a bar in Dublin and asked "How much for a pint of Guinness?". The Barman said it's 3 Euros. Quick as a flash 3 Euros are slapped down on the bar. As the Barman is putting them in the till Michael says "If you don't mind me saying so, that's a very fair price for a pint of Guinnes.". The Barman turns back and says "Well we like to think so. Now - will you be wanting a glass with your drink Mr. O'Leary?". Just told that to my wife. She looked perplexed. I asked her if she knew who Michael O'Leary was. Yes, she replied, he's a dancer. The joke is somewhat spoilt when you have to explain the basics. |
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Post by willien on Jan 12, 2023 18:23:18 GMT
I heard it while still at work and Michael O'Leary was on the motivational (and obviously - there is no such thing as bad publicity) speaking circuit. He probably told it himself.
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Post by gray1720 on Jan 12, 2023 18:53:21 GMT
Got a good snort from me! Who'd have thought you could line up Aniston and Iggy like that? |
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Post by zou on Jan 12, 2023 20:46:02 GMT
Michael O'Leary walked into a bar in Dublin and asked "How much for a pint of Guinness?". The Barman said it's 3 Euros. Quick as a flash 3 Euros are slapped down on the bar. As the Barman is putting them in the till Michael says "If you don't mind me saying so, that's a very fair price for a pint of Guinnes.". The Barman turns back and says "Well we like to think so. Now - will you be wanting a glass with your drink Mr. O'Leary?". That joke has been one of my staples for years now.  |
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