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Post by Kath on Jan 19, 2023 16:27:47 GMT
The man who took an airline company to court for losing track of his luggage has lost his case.
Saw a man collapse into the luggage carousel at the airport just now. I think he'll be okay as he's slowly coming round.
It's alright, I've already got my coat.
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Post by John Farrell on Jan 19, 2023 23:47:01 GMT
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Post by mick on Jan 20, 2023 12:31:39 GMT
My mate drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
Sorry
Mick
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Post by dorsetmike on Jan 20, 2023 12:44:36 GMT
Not so much a joke but an amusing recollection, way back in the 1950s the RAF posted me to the middle easst, communication with those back home was limited to the mail, no emails nor phone calls just letters and the occasional parcel; many of the letters arrived with "SWALK" on the back of the envelope which translated to "Sealed with a loving kiss" however some additional codes appeared the two most common being "CHINA" from the girl in UK, to which the reply would be "NORWICH"
Any guesses? I'll post the answers tomorrow - if no memories have been jogged, any other codes out there?
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Post by willien on Jan 20, 2023 12:55:35 GMT
NORWICH is Knickers off and ready when I come home. I cannot for the life of me remember what CHINA stands for.
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Post by dorsetmike on Jan 20, 2023 12:55:35 GMT
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love?
“Honey, I’m home!”
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Post by mick on Jan 20, 2023 13:39:10 GMT
A man should have a mistress and a woman a lover. It helps to relieve the monogamy.
Mick
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Post by Bipolar on Jan 20, 2023 14:05:04 GMT
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Post by Kath on Jan 20, 2023 14:52:04 GMT
NORWICH is Knickers off and ready when I come home. I cannot for the life of me remember what CHINA stands for. Come Home I'm Naked Already. (I'm not. I've got more layers than photoshop!) |
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Post by zou on Jan 20, 2023 17:06:48 GMT
Apparently Pink Floyd celebrated 50 years of the Dark Side of the Moon with a special logo, and it went down really well. Attachment Deleted |
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Post by willien on Jan 20, 2023 19:20:13 GMT
NORWICH is Knickers off and ready when I come home. I cannot for the life of me remember what CHINA stands for. Come Home I'm Naked Already. (I'm not. I've got more layers than photoshop!) Scotland - where Damart is a synonym for Lingerie.  |
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Post by mick on Jan 20, 2023 19:52:52 GMT
Contraceptives should be worn at every conceivable opportunity.
Coat on with apologies
Mick
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Post by dorsetmike on Jan 20, 2023 20:12:56 GMT
NORWICH is Knickers off and ready when I come home. I cannot for the life of me remember what CHINA stands for. Come Home I'm Naked Already. (I'm not. I've got more layers than photoshop!) The version I remember was Come home I need action; Any more silly acronyms about?
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Post by davem399 on Jan 20, 2023 20:14:09 GMT
Come Home I'm Naked Already. (I'm not. I've got more layers than photoshop!) The version I remember was Come home I need action; Any more silly acronyms about?
BURMA. |
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Post by gray1720 on Jan 20, 2023 20:14:31 GMT
Apparently Pink Floyd celebrated 50 years of the Dark Side of the Moon with a special logo, and it went down really well. View AttachmentAh yes, Homo lessthansapiens... |
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