Dreams

[Kath]

Nov 9, 2023 9:19:41 GMT kate said:

I had a strange dream the other night Kath I was in your flat and for some reason your hubby was leaning down to the floor and cupboards, looking for something for me. He was wearing a mid grey fleece top and jogging bottoms and as he bent over, I smacked him on the bum which was peeking over the top. Then I woke up! Goodness knows what that was all about. Ha!

Haha!!!!  As cold as it has been here lately I doubt there's any stray flesh peeking out over anything at the moment so you'd have had a job!  Dreams are so weird.

[spinno]

Nov 9, 2023 11:12:43 GMT Kath said:

Nov 9, 2023 9:19:41 GMT kate said:

I had a strange dream the other night Kath I was in your flat and for some reason your hubby was leaning down to the floor and cupboards, looking for something for me. He was wearing a mid grey fleece top and jogging bottoms and as he bent over, I smacked him on the bum which was peeking over the top. Then I woke up! Goodness knows what that was all about. Ha!

Haha!!!!  As cold as it has been here lately I doubt there's any stray flesh peeking out over anything at the moment so you'd have had a job!  Dreams are so weird.

Dreams are only as weird as the people who have them...I am of course speaking from experience...

[Kath]

A couple of nights ago I had an odd one about waking up naked in the car, all embarrassed because my duvet had no cover on it. Then there were some women sitting in the entrance to my house telling me they were at the wedding which was evidently going on in the extensive gardens outside and that they hadn't realised this was my house because they had assumed it was just a hut.


Last night it was obviously barely suppressed annoyance at runnign out of coffee filters because I dreamed I was panic-ordering a metal coffee filter from Amazon and in the meantime just pouring water over the a mug full of coffee grounds and trying to squeeze the coffee out with my bare hands. Then I was building with bricks I made from the leftover grinds.

[andy]

Yesterday morning SWMBO was telling me that she had dreamt that I picked her up and had somehow managed to take her knickers off while carrying her.

I said "Ah, that's why my back is sore this morning ".

[willien]

Nov 16, 2023 15:13:30 GMT andy said:

Yesterday morning SWMBO was telling me that she had dreamt that I picked her up and had somehow managed to take her knickers off while carrying her.

I said "Ah, that's why my back is sore this morning ".

And why your face is sore now?

[spinno]

Nov 16, 2023 15:13:30 GMT andy said:

Yesterday morning SWMBO was telling me that she had dreamt that I picked her up and had somehow managed to take her knickers off while carrying her.

I said "Ah, that's why my back is sore this morning ".

Serves you right for wearing them

[Kath]

I was volunteering at Jean's Bothy in Helensburgh, making hundreds of origami star garlands for the Christmas 'Fayre'. (In fact I have been doing this but only about four). My hands were sore so I went to the canteen for a break. Someone had been sick and the dinner lady asked my advice on what snacks to give people because obviously cherries had been a mistake. I said I gave out grapes and tangerines and took a coffee back to the craft room to sit on a table next to a man smoking a vape. I asked how he was and he started shuffling too close to me and spoke right up at my face blowing smoke all over me. I left and started walking along the road, passing a woman about to get into a red car. Smiling at her as I went past she told her companion that she was going to hurt me. I kept smiling and didn't react but it was scary because I kept hearing snippets of how she was going to slice me up. As soon as I could I turned a corner and ran into TEsco thinking I could lose her in the crowds. Tesco was supposed to be a short cut to the station. I seemed to be in Sheffield again because all the accents sounded about right but the bus station was called Crieff which is wrong. Anyway, once out the back of Tesco there was tarmac path with a brick wall on one side and trees on the other that seemed to go up forever. I had to slide my neolithic stone backwards and forwards to give it some momentum up the hill and I tapped out a rhythm on the ground with the sword I was carrying in my other hand. Everyone else seemed to be coming down the hill while I was going up. Eventually the path reached the bus station but it was hard to see how to get off the path onto the stairs which were white moulded concrete with a blue line painted around the edge and seemed to be tied in knots so you couldn't see where they led. As soon as I had it figured out it occurred that I didn't know where my aunt lived so I decided to take a bus to Nether Edge and ask for directions when I got there.

[zou]

Some days I have to consider is this a real dream or is Kath deliberately trying to entertain/scare us?

Today is one such day.

[Kath]

Nov 17, 2023 7:35:04 GMT zou said:

Some days I have to consider is this a real dream or is Kath deliberately trying to entertain/scare us?

Today is one such day.

Real dreams, all I'm afraid - don't think I'm that entertaining left to my own devices!

[Kath]

I was serving Christmas dinner to the King and Queen, but something awful must have happened to the King because the Queen was very upset.  I suggested that they might be better moving to the quieter room and that I'd bring the stilton.  The Queen seemed happy enough with that but it took me ages to get the cheese into the cocktail glass  and even then there was hardly any room for the juice.  The Queen wasn't impressed and she pushed the glass away.  I cancelled the rest of Christmas dinner and went to find out who was on duty in the smaller kitchen.  A frightened looking man raised his hand as he was pulling frozen sausages and mash from a chiller box.  Some were taken up to the Queen and I took a plate of my own to the bathroom.  I'd only eaten a small piece of sausage when I was overcome by terrible diarrhoea at the same time as there was banging on the bathroom door - there was a queue of people all similarly afflicted outside.  I couldn't move for fear that we'd poisoned the Queen.  Someone started rattling the lock on the door so hard it burst off violently and when they came in they reached down for the metal bit and put it on as if it were an earring.  

I have realised that I have my most vivid dreams right before I wake up needing the loo at night.  It must be my brain's way of telling me to get up and not wet the bed!

[John Farrell]

Nov 21, 2023 7:36:08 GMT Kath said:

I was serving Christmas dinner to the King and Queen, but something awful must have happened to the King because the Queen was very upset.  I suggested that they might be better moving to the quieter room and that I'd bring the stilton.  The Queen seemed happy enough with that but it took me ages to get the cheese into the cocktail glass  and even then there was hardly any room for the juice.  The Queen wasn't impressed and she pushed the glass away.  I cancelled the rest of Christmas dinner and went to find out who was on duty in the smaller kitchen.  A frightened looking man raised his hand as he was pulling frozen sausages and mash from a chiller box.  Some were taken up to the Queen and I took a plate of my own to the bathroom.  I'd only eaten a small piece of sausage when I was overcome by terrible diarrhoea at the same time as there was banging on the bathroom door - there was a queue of people all similarly afflicted outside.  I couldn't move for fear that we'd poisoned the Queen.  Someone started rattling the lock on the door so hard it burst off violently and when they came in they reached down for the metal bit and put it on as if it were an earring.  

I have realised that I have my most vivid dreams right before I wake up needing the loo at night.  It must be my brain's way of telling me to get up and not wet the bed!

Hmm..I've just been watching a video about Hieronymus Bosch...

[Kath]

Nov 21, 2023 8:50:12 GMT John Farrell said:

Nov 21, 2023 7:36:08 GMT Kath said:

I was serving Christmas dinner to the King and Queen, but something awful must have happened to the King because the Queen was very upset.  I suggested that they might be better moving to the quieter room and that I'd bring the stilton.  The Queen seemed happy enough with that but it took me ages to get the cheese into the cocktail glass  and even then there was hardly any room for the juice.  The Queen wasn't impressed and she pushed the glass away.  I cancelled the rest of Christmas dinner and went to find out who was on duty in the smaller kitchen.  A frightened looking man raised his hand as he was pulling frozen sausages and mash from a chiller box.  Some were taken up to the Queen and I took a plate of my own to the bathroom.  I'd only eaten a small piece of sausage when I was overcome by terrible diarrhoea at the same time as there was banging on the bathroom door - there was a queue of people all similarly afflicted outside.  I couldn't move for fear that we'd poisoned the Queen.  Someone started rattling the lock on the door so hard it burst off violently and when they came in they reached down for the metal bit and put it on as if it were an earring.  

I have realised that I have my most vivid dreams right before I wake up needing the loo at night.  It must be my brain's way of telling me to get up and not wet the bed!

Hmm..I've just been watching a video about Hieronymus Bosch...

I can 'see' some things from real life in this dream.  There was a wrapped up bit of leftover stilton in the fridge which I'd been looking forward to, only Mr Kath took it to work for his own lunch.  I'd made a dish wtih pasta and cream cheese a night or two earlier and was a bit disgusted at the 'juice' that I had to drain off the cream cheese.  I lost an earring down the side of the bed the other week because I'd stupidly slept with it in - it was hurting so I'd taken it out and put it on the shelf next to the bed but later knocked it off.  I have no idea where non-specific royals or sausages came from however.

[don]

The vicars wife was in the last dream that I remember

[spinno]

Feb 13, 2024 10:55:40 GMT don said:

The vicars wife was in the last dream that I remember

Not enough information 😁

[spinno]

The other night I dreamt that I videoed Ozzy Osbourne being bumped off his horse by a larger shire type horse.