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Post by Kath on Mar 5, 2024 11:48:29 GMT
Just heard from a friend that her husband won't be joining us for our planned night out because he has a perpetrated eardrum. Not heard that one before. What are you favourite examples?
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Post by mick on Mar 5, 2024 12:11:02 GMT
D-in-Law even after 14 years living with us says , "Dad, you need to low the morn",
Mick
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Post by spinno on Mar 5, 2024 12:16:01 GMT
We consult the orpothedic surgeon. He gives us a stiffiket to prove our conditions.
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Post by willien on Mar 5, 2024 12:22:51 GMT
Tarragon of virtue.
Apple cry and peam.
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Post by dorsetmike on Mar 5, 2024 13:14:14 GMT
Not forgetting Kenny Everet's gem
Cupid stunt
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Post by geoffr on Mar 5, 2024 14:18:12 GMT
50% so far are spoonerisms
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Post by andy on Mar 5, 2024 15:10:39 GMT
50% so far are spoonerisms I'm hocked and shorrified. And FTR I do like a well boiled icicle. |
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Post by Kath on Mar 5, 2024 20:49:50 GMT
I rather love spoonerisms too. I do (?) them all the time. Sometimes I notice and laugh, other times I don't notice and wonder why everyone else is laughing.
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Post by andy on Mar 5, 2024 21:23:19 GMT
I rather love spoonerisms too. I do (?) them all the time. Sometimes I notice and laugh, other times I don't notice and wonder why everyone else is laughing. Nae tother abaw. |
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Post by gray1720 on Mar 5, 2024 21:32:24 GMT
My mother once saw a brightly coloured river bird and shouted "KINGPECKER!"
They've been Kingpeckers ever since round here.
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Post by zou on Mar 5, 2024 22:00:00 GMT
My mother once saw a brightly coloured river bird and shouted "KINGPECKER!" They've been Kingpeckers ever since round here. That would be even funnier if it was a mandarin duck. |
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Post by Ivor E Tower on Mar 5, 2024 22:13:19 GMT
It's an ill wind that turns no stone
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Post by JohnY on Mar 5, 2024 23:07:46 GMT
Not forgetting Kenny Everet's gem Cupid stunt I will remember that one. I wonder if it will get past the Telegraph on line comment censor. |
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Post by spinno on Mar 6, 2024 7:28:41 GMT
Not forgetting Kenny Everet's gem Cupid stunt I will remember that one. I wonder if it will get past the Telegraph on line comment censor. Ask any of their Tory columnists? |
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Post by mick on Mar 6, 2024 8:20:19 GMT
50% so far are spoonerisms 'sright
Mick
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