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Post by MJB on Jan 4, 2023 19:45:33 GMT
Allegedly it's inappropriate to high-five a toddler that lets rip a good one in public and exclaims "that was my bot-bot!". I'm not sure who was more mortified, my wife or the toddler's mum.
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Post by Kath on Jan 4, 2023 20:45:12 GMT
Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do! (The high-fiving, not the letting rip and announcing it)
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Post by andy on Jan 4, 2023 20:48:02 GMT
Jasmine still expects me to give here quid if she does a ripper.
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Post by gray1720 on Jan 4, 2023 21:27:09 GMT
Just be thankful it wasn't one of your cows.
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Post by spinno on Jan 5, 2023 9:55:27 GMT
My nephew was a real Jack the Ripper when he was a toddler. Mrs S took him in the ladies and he produced a ripsnorter...the other ladies in the queue didn't know whether to laugh or cry...
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Post by Chester PB on Jan 5, 2023 16:17:42 GMT
As always after any encounter with a child or an elderly relative and their bodily functions, I advice washing your hands as soon as possible.
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Post by John Farrell on Jan 5, 2023 17:42:21 GMT
The son of a friend, many years ago, cleared a school bus with a beauty - the school had a talk to his parents about possible treatments.
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Post by dreampolice on Jan 5, 2023 17:57:19 GMT
My worse fart story still causes a bit of me to die whenever I think of it.
I was once on foot patrol with a colleague and in full uniform. We had been doing a walk through a multi story car park in Reading town centre and we were walking back down from the top floor in an echoey stairwell. As I was walking down I did a couple of loud farts each on a step down. I turned to laugh with my mate who was behind me. I hadn't realised that a member of the public had come in through a door at the same time as us and he was right behind me and not my mate. it was awful. we left on the next floor. I dare say that person still talks about that time too, lol.
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Post by MJB on Jan 5, 2023 18:03:44 GMT
I did one in Tesco once. Back in the days when you took a ticket at the deli counter. I produced something silent,but deadly. Seriously it smelt like something had crawled up my back passage and died. I happened to be stood next to a little old lady, so I took a couple of steps back and stared at her. Pretty soon everyones nose was twitching and also looking at the old dear.
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Post by dorsetmike on Jan 5, 2023 19:34:15 GMT
I remember my eldest dropping a rather loud one when we had company, he muttered "Sorry dad, I couldn't help it" to which I replied "It didn't sound like it needed any" mixed reactions form company!
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Post by gray1720 on Jan 5, 2023 22:10:13 GMT
One of the compensations of having a colon that only reacts badly, causing me discomfort, to two things (1. food and 2. drink) is that I can blow pretty decent solos on the bowel bugle.
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Post by stevewmh on Jan 6, 2023 17:24:30 GMT
Years ago while watching a James bond movie someone down the front of the cinema let rip at the romantic bit. Just as their lips touched. The place was in an uproar.
The young lady I was with at the time was absolutely mortified that I found it funny.
It was not a relationship that was going to last
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Post by squeamishossifrage on Jan 6, 2023 18:00:26 GMT
There was me thinking this global warming malarkey was down to the cows. Seems not- it's you lot!  |
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Post by MJB on Jan 7, 2023 9:30:39 GMT
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Post by don on Jan 12, 2023 14:03:46 GMT
CHILDISH!!! I won’t ever grow up! It’s taken me years to become as ‘stupid’ as this
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